Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Another Maddie-ism
The cup is wobbling back and forth like a penndulum.
She looks at it with a very serious face, and says, "Settle down, just settle down!"
Guess I must say that too much!
Funny joke I had to share.....
Ahem.
How do you get a Cleveland Brown to stop masterbating????
You paint his dick black and gold, and he will never beat it again!
Jack Lambert and Donnie Shell tackling Calvin Hill of the Cleveland Browns.
Freebie alert!
A pet peeve of mine....
So, we frequently get calls from this 'C W N W W N S' and they want us to purchase this or that insurance, or this or that service that will automatically be billed to our card yearly! We don't need it so we always say no.
We started out by saying no politely... but now we are just jerks about it.
To add insult to injury, they now, apparently have these call centers located in some foreign country where they speak broken english.
PET PEEVE ALERT: I can not stand someone to call me who doesn't speak English!
Now, that is not the worst of it.... if you do call me and are trying to sell me X, Y, Z AND you don't speak English, don't tell me your name is JUSTIN or FRED or THOMAS! It freakin is not ! Do you think I am that stupid? Do you think that will make me want to buy your bullshit? It doesn't, actually it makes me want to make you feel like an idiot.
Typically, I lure them into some converstation, egging them on and acting like I might buy their shit and then, I start talking really fast (they can't keep up) or use words they never learned (that catches them off-guard).
But now that this has gone on for a few months, I am bored of it. Now, I am just plain ol' mean and nasty to them.
Especially when I answer the phone and there is a long ass pause..... (computer connecting), then I hear in a thick ass accent, "Michael?" - no, idiot, I am a female; I answered the phone with my female voice! So I scream back "NO!", then they usually say, "Is Michael there?" to which I scream again, "NO!" ... they just get all flustered and hang up!
Damn, I hate that!
My big girl...
Mike and I were just talking yesterday about how her face isn't a baby face anymore, its more like a little girl's! My goodness, I just had her, what seems like, five minutes ago! Time just is flying by. Her gaining her independence from me (potty training etc.) is a blessing and curse, because I feel sad that she isn't my baby anymore.
Here is a scrap page done with three of MJ's pics to show how much she is grown!
New job
Ok, enough of that talk....
Seriously though, this is going to be great (I hope)... I told them I would think about it for a day or so before committing, but I am pretty sure I am going to do it.
I will be an online teacher for students who need tutoring or help after school. It is a great program free to any student in America who goes to a school who hasn't reached AYP (annual yearly progress) under the NCLB (No Child Left Behind) Act. Of course, they have to have access to a computer, and be willing to commit to a time to be online connected with a teacher, with both a interactive notebook/pen, headset and mic. Hmmmm, well, I guess that leaves out the majority of my 'urban' kids.
But, I can't NOT take a job just because of that, so I think I am going to do it. No lesson planning, just being available for answering questions and helping them out ! Its only going to be about 10-15 hours a week, and I am online anyway! I may as well be earning money and a new blurb on my already-too-many-pages long resume. But resumes are a topic for another entire post (maybe tomorrow).
I am still awaiting CCAC's schedule for next semester, and I can't commit to any times for tutoring until I know when they have placed my courses. I am hoping to have a few classes really roll this time because its easy money, and I love teaching computers at the college level.
We shall see I suppose, I will keep you posted.
Fond holiday memories from my childhood.......
So, today, I was remembering the very elaborate haunted houses we used stage in Faye's parents basement. I was only able to do this a few years, but her and her brother did it every year religiously, if I remember correctly.
When I say elaborate, I mean various rooms were created using string and sheets, costumes were made and with the haunted house was equipped with strobe lighting and us forcing people to put their hands in bowls with jello and bouncy balls and telling them they were eyeballs, LOL!
I can only imagine the clean up required when all was said and done !
Another memory that has been lingering close lately was the things we did with the girl scouts. I remember at Christmas time, we used to go carolling at nursing homes. I really can't wait for my girls to be old enough to do this kind of thing. I remember how good it felt afterwards, and seeing the little old ladies and making them smile.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
G, H, I and J
I love scrapping older pictures of Madelyn... man, do they make me realize how time just flies by. We have no control over it; in just a blink of an eye, its gone!
Monday, November 26, 2007
Maddie-ism
So, I ask a question in the form of a sentence in true teacher style, "I am the mommy and you are the............." - pausing to wait for the correct answer.
and she says "super sleuth."
All I can muster up is, "Yes, you are a super sleuth, peanut!"
The end of dancin' schools
Sunday, November 25, 2007
A blog that has my undivided attention...
But today she shared with me her blog, and I read, and read, and read..... and so on, and so forth.
All I could think was WOW! Not that I didn't think she was smart before, because of course she is smart... she is MY friend after all, but she really has a gift of thinking things through and writing in a way that has captured my attention. Probably because I think like she does, and vice versa.
Today's blog entitled, "Spendthrift" really has my mind going. I am not going to give you a run down, read it. But my thoughts are turning inward. I am so guilty of this mindless spending! I have always prided myself on NOT being a 'keeping up with the Joneses' kind of person, but in personal reflection, I am just that.
I often find myself in daydreams of a bigger house and more 'things'; things that are probably similar to things I already own, I just want new ones or different ones. Things are really important.
Similarly but no doubt less evil, I desperately desire MORE ROOM in my current home. It is for mere sanity, this I promise. But I so long to entertain people in my house, and we just don't have a lot of space. I love my house, I just want it to be bigger so that I can't enjoy it more with friends and family inside!
And on a side note, her blog makes my blog look ridiculous, selfish and very unintellectual! I hope that I gave her a chuckle while reading my blog !
Whats for dinner tonite? Act II
A friend of mine sent me a recipe not so long ago for Smothering Pork Chops. I think I will go with that. I will let you know how it goes!!!!
Here is the recipe:
Smothered Poke-chops ( from Jenee )
4-thin cut, boneless pork chops, or thick cut pounded thin.
favorite seasoning (steak season, or some type of season all, or just season how you want)
Package or 2 of Brown Gravy mix
chicken broth
Heat 2 or 3 tbsp oil in a heavy skillet.
Season chops WELL.
Dredge chops in flour, and shake off excess.
When oil is hot, place chops in.
Let brown on one side, until almost burnt..You want them GOOD and brown.
Flip and repeat.
When both sides are nice and brown (don't worry about them being cooked through) take them out and put on a plate.
CAREFULLY add about 1 cup of chicken broth to the pan, water works ok too.
Now scrape all the browned bits of flour and junk from the bottom of the pan.
It may thicken up, it may not. Once all of the junk from the bottom is loosened up, place chops back in, turn heat to medium-low.
Sometimes it thickens up on it's own, if not, you can add cornstarch or extra flour. But I always opt for the gravy mix, It gives it some ooomph!
In separate bowl, mix water and gravy mix, and dump into pan with chops.
Cover, stirring occasionally. The longer you cook the moretender the chops are. You may need to hit it with some more seasonings. Up to you! I cook for at least an hour..Serve over rice!
YUM! We usually add a salad, and a veggie or two. Usually honey butter carrots, and some corn, or g-beans!
Purse party
To be honest, when it comes to going anywhere anymore... I usually don't feel like going. It's not the going though... it's the getting ready and getting there. I always have a good time once I get there! AH, but I digress!
So, we had a great time at the Pampered Chef party. I even talked Becky into booking one so that I can get all the stuff I want! I would rather she (or I) get the credits for it, if you KWIM?
This lady comes in and says that two doors up is a purse party. I have heard the term 'purse party' before, but was never in attendance at one yet! Basically, its a shitload of knockoffs (RIGHT UP MY ALLEY!) so I am putting my shoes on, with the quickness... to run up there and book a purse party! The scoop is that these ladies drive to NYC and buy them, bring them back here mark them up $10-15 bucks a piece and sell them at parties.
When I get there, I told the two ladies having the party that I had no cash on me (they only take cash), but that I wanted to book a party. She says thats great and to check out her stuff. Man, she had everything from Chanel, D&B, Coach, Kate Spade, Prada... you freakin name it. Bags, wallets, umbrellas.... everything! All between $20-80 bucks! I am thinking, this is a dream! JACKPOT!
I was sooo stoked that I was booking this thing! So, I head to the kitchen to give them my contact info. There were two ladies having the party. I don't know I guess they work as a team or something.... who knows.
I start to give them my information, the one lady was like ok, but I am not sure where that is. The other lady, didn't even listen and said "Nope, thats too far! We try to stay in the South Hills"... well, I live in the South Hills... so I tell her this. She then says, "Well, we don't like to go much past Peters Township"... so again I said, "My township is attached to Peters!" But she seems like stubborn, and not wanting my business. I am getting pissed. I asked if they lived around the area where the pampered chef party was held. They said that, get this, they live in VIRGINIA! So, you will drive to NYC for the freakin purses, you will drive to Findleyville to give the party... but you won't drive to my township? Getting even more pissed!
So, finally I say to her... "You know what, how about I give you my information, you google me, and let me know!".
When I got home, I was still burning with anger. Mostly because I wanted the freakin purses, but also because they would seriously made a boatload of money from me and my friends and family! Their loss, but I still have no purse ladies! So my loss too!!!
I called my sister in law, because somewhere in my memory, I remember hearing her talk about a purse party. I don't know why, I just assumed we were talking big money ones though. She checked it out and she knows someone who has a purse lady!!! Her prices are comparable as well!
So, screw you PURSE PARTY NAZIs! I got my own freakin purse lady. Hell, I might even become a freakin purse lady, so you can kiss the ENTIRE SOUTH HILLS AREA GOODBYE!
Ahhh, I feel so much better after having gotten that out!
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Whats for dinner tonite?
Well, I walked away from this post for hours. Now, here we are 8pm... no dinner! But I am the proud owner of the last Holiday Bundle XBOX 360 (Forza & Alliance edition) at Best Buy! The guy when I called said, 'We have seven left, so you better leave now!". So, I scrambled the girls to my moms at about 2pm and fled to Best Buy to beg them to take my money ! I can't believe I got the last one.
MJ will not sleep at Mimi's ... too much of a party for her! So no nap until we got home at 4pm, which means she didn't get up until 7:30pm... so we have a long night ahead of us.
While she slept, I did get alot done in the house. The furniture is moved but no Christmas tree up yet. I have everything ready.... but I am out of gas. Moving furniture by yourself sucks ass!
So, we ordered a pizza!
Friday, November 23, 2007
Giving thanks for a lot!
Mike and I decided we are going for the XBOX 360 Pro for ourselves for Christmas. I really don't want or need anything currently (except an entire new wardrobe since my weight is still on the downward plunge). But no point in buying that until it evens off some. Anyway, we are pumped about it!!! Guitar Hero III, Call of Duty for him and Tetris and Zuma for me... can't lose!
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Here we go Steelers! Here we go!
Just a few reasons why we, THE PITTSBURGH STEELERS, KICK ASS...
#1...Running back Willie Parker (my favorite Tarheel...tho he wont claim them) leads the AFC in Rushing yards.
#2 Our Defense leads the NFL in running and passing defense!
#3 Roethlisberger was named the AFC offensive player of the week (second time in his career)...yes thats right NOT Manning and NOT Tom Brady....but a STEELER quarterback. I'm guessing its because of that 30 yard touchdown run! YES my friends RUN...he didn't PUSS out (yes i said it) and slide feet first like most quarterbacks do!
#5 Regardless of what some say due to the superbowl and our WIN against the Seahawks...WE DO NOT CHEAT...Unlike the PATRIOTS!!!!!!!! A good quarterback isn't enough to win a game..."we're goin to spy on you from a box and find out your plays...then we'll radio them down to the coach and let him know so he knows what plays to call next." ASSHOLES!
#6 We dont need no damn Cheerleaders...our female fan base is the largest in the NFL...therefore we dont need the half naked chicks on the sidelines takin up space. (sorry boys...)
#7 What other team do you know has a song about goin to the superbowl??? or goin old school here, the Steelers Polka? If u dont know what I'm talkin about, look it up on limewire or something.
#8 In the game against Baltimore, Linebacker James Harrison won defensive player of the week, with 9 tackles, 3 sacks, 2 forced fumbles, and an interception....we kicked their ass 38-7!!!
#9 People who aren't even from Pittsburgh LOOOOOVE the Steelers. We are all TRUE fans...we are FAITHFUL to our black and gold win or lose!!! That's more than I can say for half the teams in the NFL...people say they are fans....but they dont care if they miss a game to go on a date (Steeler fans take their girls/guys to a sports bar on a date to watch the game) they turn their backs on their team when they lose (Steeler fans just fight the other team in the parking lot) lol just kiddin...but we dont turn our backs...we know we just need to cheer louder and drink more beer to get our boys more pumped for the next game!!!
#10 Screw BOTH the patriots and the colts...we can take em and we'll prove it! PITTSBURGH'S GOIN TO THE SUPER BOWL!!! HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!
But I want to mention a few things forgotten in this list or just reiterate! First off, any major city you go to in the entire country has a bar designated as a Steeler fan's bar! Secondly, in a recent poll the Steelers have the most female fans of any NFL Team, mentioned in the list, yes, but the emphasis wasn't there!!
Steeler fans are loyal beyond any measure, and the players know it! Players, past and present, speak words like honor, loyalty, tradition and legacy when speaking of our FAMILY OWNED AND OPERATED franchise.
Our awesome sayings, songs and objects of affection like Steel Curtain, The Chief, Terrible towels, Worldwide Steeler Pride, Here we Go !!!
Oh and P.S. - > Steely McBeam is a tool, we DO NOT NEED A MASCOT. Click here to sign the petition to lose the lame ass at our games!
Saturday, November 17, 2007
A quickie...
That is not true with everyone, and mostly these girls will talk about anything (just like me)! I didnt take alot of pictures (sooo sorry everyone!). But I will see if I can scrounge one of all of us from a previous get together!
Here is me and Jeanine and the babies we both had while in college !!
Here is me and Kelli just before I gave my speech !!
Here is all of us... just after graduation!
I love my gang!!!
Thursday, November 15, 2007
I wonder........
This is Maddie's crazy curly hair after her bath tonite. So crazy, but I love it. I am seriously never cutting her hair because I am afraid the curly hair will go away!
Oh, and yesterday I was going through some pics and I found one of me and Kelly the very first time we met ! Here is us with the kids
Oh how I love my buds!
Speaking of.... I get another night away. Seriously, some of you reading this will be like...say what? But this never happens... Tuesday was the first night I was ever away from my kids. But I will be going tomorrow night to the Seafood Buffet at Seven Springs with my girls from college ! Oh, I can't wait. This crew is a rowdy bunch (well, I am probably one of the rowdiest, but I digress!). Should be a blast! Will post pics when I get back, of course.
Oh, I forgot. I attempted cereal with the Little One tonite. Interesting attempt.... here is the look she gave me. I guess we will be waiting a little longer on that !
Talk soon !
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Checking in!
My friend A, K, and A who I met on an IV message board designated for women who were due the month of May 2005! There are more of us, but those were the ones at this particular M&G. It was just a last minute planned get-together that couldn't have gone ANY better. I swear these women were brought to me by some higher being just to say... you are not the only one like you out there!
These women are my kin, no matter our blood lines!
I had so much fun! I wish it could have last another day or two, but that is just impossible with kids, and careers and husbands and all the responsibilities that go along with all of those jobs.
I needed the laughs we had staying up late, giggling at ridiculousness! I needed the relaxation of the hottub... and of course, the headstart on Christmas shopping.
What I didn't realize I needed was to be measured for a bra! Hello, talk about wearing the wrong shit for awhile! Da-yum! I was way off. So they up'd my size.
Just kidding, thats not really my bra size... but pretty damn close!
So we bid our farewells to our Canadian buds... who we had a blast with comparing things there to things here! One thing is for sure, Canadian's like Heinz ketchup so that makes them alright in my book! They made it past border patrol without having to pay tax for their goods, so that was a bonus. Happy they made it home safe and sound! I really hope they make the trek again, it was so fun!
We took A to the airport but only after a quick trip through downtown so she could see the sights!
After that, Kelly and I were not ready to go home to the kids just yet. We wanted to savor that 'aloneness' ... 'eating a warm meal' ... no whining time. So we sat at Johnny Carino's in Robinson for about two hours (at least) just enjoying some Italian cuisine (it was awesome by the way!)
It was a amazing little excursion... so fun! I think last minute trips are the funnest, because there is no time to over plan, no pressure! Very relaxing!
Thank you for a great time everyone :) Can't wait to do it again!
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
My little fishy
Monday, November 12, 2007
Couldn't be happier!
Whoo hooo! Let's Go Steelers!
Friday, November 9, 2007
How funny!
I have no clue how to change my theme to make it my own. I want a girlie, unique theme and all that jazz. Ah-hem.... I guess I better get someone to show me how. I don't mind asking for help, but you know some people have time issues as it is, and I would hate for them to spend all this time helping me, and then me let this whole blogging thing go or decide its a waste of my time.
Anyhow, I am going to work on that.
Today, when I logged in, BLOGGER a/k/a big brother knew me and A were friends somehow and let me become a contributer to her blog....which is fine, but she doesn't even blog there! Now I am gonna blog there. I have enough bullshit to dish for more than one blog, LOL!
So, the Cleveland Browns are in town for this weekends game.... Should be a great game! I am hoping to attend. A friend of mine has four season tickets and every year for a game she puts all of our names in a hat and picks three out. It is sooo fun! I can't believe its for the Brown's game too, that is so fitting!
So, I am still working on the ABC book for Maddie Jo! Which didn't start out just for Maddie, but I figured it won't exactly be fair since I only have three months worth of pics of Lauren... I better make her another one when she gets bigger. So, I have to change B is for Belly, because that is me when I am pregnant with Lauren not Maddie.... so I think I will do B is for Bubbles or B is for Beach for MJ!
Here are the A, B and C!